If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.
After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.
I love this thing its brilliant. Even if its your mother tongue, read it aloud anyway it’s worth it I promise.
My English teacher let me memorize this in high school
i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time
i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time
my very first date didn’t go well because we were at the movie theater and in the middle of the movie the guy just swiftly stuck his hand in my bra and cupped my boob and said “my boob” and i told him that if he ever assumed he owned part of my body again i would sell his intestines on the black market. not much has changed since i was 12
except 12 year old me could you know. get a date.
lorde’s 17 and shes expected to smile and wave and be perfectly fine in front of millions like hell i get nervous standing up to get off the bus, ya’ll need to leave her alone
britney spears could do it when she was 17
britney spears had a mental breakdown years later as a result of being put on a silver platter for the media and public this is such a gross response i can’t believe so many people have reblogged this
i swear i get uglier everyday
i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
'why are you sitting in the dark' excuse you I've been sitting here all day and it got dark around me I did not choose this